Dick Butt asks…
November 16, 2015
“So both of my parents became fucking lunatics lately and I’m getting as mad as a frog in a sock, with otherwise careless and shit-for-brains people who do fuck all except annoy the living shit out of me. What would you do?”
Sweary Bear says:
What would I do, Dick? Let’s see. If I found myself in the unique and terrifying position of having crazy parents, and I got so angry that I was driven to misuse a treasured Australian idiomatic simile, I would write a quick note on the blog of someone pretending to be a fucking bear. You’ve done the right thing, Dick.
Sweary Bear 
I love you, let’s get married.
Does santa have a fucking dog?
If you’ve already got a shitload of tiny slaves and a team of flying reindeer under your command, why the fuck would you want a fucking dog?
You mean a dog that he keeps just for fucking? Yes, yes he does.