Dick Butt asks…

November 16, 2015

“So both of my parents became fucking lunatics lately and I’m getting as mad as a frog in a sock, with otherwise careless and shit-for-brains people who do fuck all except annoy the living shit out of me. What would you do?”

Sweary Bear says:

What would I do, Dick? Let’s see. If I found myself in the unique and terrifying position of having crazy parents, and I got so angry that I was driven to misuse a treasured Australian idiomatic simile, I would write a quick note on the blog of someone pretending to be a fucking bear. You’ve done the right thing, Dick.

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4 Responses to “Dick Butt asks…”

  1. Caroline said

    I love you, let’s get married.

  2. Mr. T said

    Does santa have a fucking dog?

Go on then. Have a go.

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