Sweary Bear

“something is fucking wrong with me what is it sweary bear”

Sweary Bear says:

Let me explain how this thing works. You tell me your problem, and I try to help. It’s not a fucking guessing game where you tell me something’s wrong with you (which is pretty fucking obvious, since you’re asking a fucking bear on the fucking internet, you dipshit) and I speculate wildly about the shitty problems of a fucking stranger I’ve never even fucking met. If I wanted to speculate wildly about the shitty problems of a fucking stranger I’ve never even fucking met, I’d open a fucking remote reiki healing business and tell you your purple chakra is fucked up or some shit like that.

Having said that, I will take a stab and say that your problem is a complete lack of punctuation, syntax and majuscule characters. And if you don’t know what majuscule characters are, they look a bit like this:

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME, WHINEY PANTS.